RUMINATE ON THIS

ADULT BEVERAGES
Copper Gorilla -- Read EXOPHOBE by D. Kenton Mellott!

BAD PUNS
Be the beast you can be. BEASTMARK.

CLEVER DIALOG
Hey, they got bought up by Apple.

HORRIBLE JOKES
What does the vegetable preacher say? Lettuce pray.

KEEN OBSERVATIONS
I saw Robert Earl in concert.

BAD SPAGHETTI
Chili pequins and beets. Really.

FAST HANDS
Forehand or backhand.

CAN HIT THE BELL CURVE
Tend to pull the ball to the right, though...

AGENTS WELCOME
Foreign and domestic. Wine, not agents.