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ADULT BEVERAGESCopper Gorilla -- Read EXOPHOBE by D. Kenton Mellott!
BAD PUNSBe the beast you can be. BEASTMARK.
CLEVER DIALOGHey, they got bought up by Apple.
HORRIBLE JOKESWhat does the vegetable preacher say? Lettuce pray.
KEEN OBSERVATIONSI saw Robert Earl in concert.
BAD SPAGHETTIChili pequins and beets. Really.
FAST HANDSForehand or backhand.
CAN HIT THE BELL CURVETend to pull the ball to the right, though...
AGENTS WELCOMEForeign and domestic. Wine, not agents.